The sun came out to play...
Oh wasn’t the weather absolutely fabulous last weekend, everyone came into work with a nice sunny glow, fresh faced and full of the joys of summer…
Except for me that is, I think that sitting next to the Chimp is having a bad effect on me…
I spent about 6 hours on Sunday afternoon playing Fable II on my boyfriend’s XBOX, much to his disgust as I am now further than him in the game (and I’m just much better at it). So, instead of sitting in the garden sunbathing or going to a beer garden with Dawn and Ann Marie (sorry I ignored your calls and texts girls) I stayed in and lived out my fantasy life in the imaginary world of Albion
Here I have two husbands, a lesbian who I’m tempted to make an honest woman of and about 90 odd pieces of gold, with property scattered all over the place. PLUS I get to slaughter bandits and beat the living daylights out of Hobbes…
The only downside is, now I have gained my achievement for the hero of will my avatar is now bald…
So to hide the fact that I am turning into a cave dwelling, greasy gamer I put fake tan on so I can at least put up the pretence of having a life
I hope Ian doesn’t want to use his XBOX tonight
21/04
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