The Walk To Tesco
There is a walk that most Agents stroll along each day, it is as scenic as the walk across Brooklyn Bridge, as enduring as the walk through the Amazon and as thrilling as a tightrope walk across Niagara Falls…yes the walk to Tescos!!!
It’s that fantastic I have masterly drawn the preferred route of all the Agents.
Guy decided to put his epic journey into words.
The Walk to Tesco by Guy Murphy
“The walk to Tesco could be regarded as the most important part of the Tesco shopping experience. It's during this walk that you will weigh up a number of different options, options such as; 'Do I go straight to the meat counter or do I go for the toiletries first, or the other dilemma will be deciding whether to go value brand or for finery.
Many people often create a grocery list before leaving the home for Tesco, but alas in this modern day world many people may not have the time for such penmanship. So if you don’t have the time to create a grocery list in the style of Oscar Wilde’s finest prose, you can create this mentally during your journey. HOWEVER, and this important, making a mental grocery list is a risky method!!!! Many people have attempted this before and have been found walking aimlessly around the vegetable aisle, muttering senselessly about salt levels in ready meals. Mental grocery lists are an art and take many years of careful practice, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Finally, the walk can also be a time to clear ones head and to contemplate a number of life’s situations. This can be very useful, for a shopper with a clear mind is a happy shopper.”
30/07
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