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This is eggxactly the problem these days...

Today I was really in the mood for a Creme Egg. I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with Creme Eggs to be honest. Sometimes the thought of them makes me pull “quite a face” however, there are days where I can think of nothing better to lovingly consume. Today was one of those days.
 
Tom announced that he would be going out to the shop to get some lunch. After taking requests of Chickeny Filth from Wayne (which was subsequently consumed in private, downstairs in the kitchen, away from judgemental eyes), Tom asked if anyone else would like anything. I confessed that I was indeed hankering after a little Easter themed treat and handed over 80p (with chocolate prices being what they are these days, you just never know). And then I waited.
 
I waited with a heart full of joy at the thought of my forthcoming indulgence! There were egg themed jokes being thrown about, mainly by Adam, ‘eggxactly’, ‘eggtreme’, ‘eggstatic’ and all that. It was a lovely ten minutes, if I’m being perfectly honest. Ah ha, ha. As I am still staying away from caffeine and Green Tea doesn’t quite hit the mid-afternoon spot, a little sugar was exactly what the doctor ordered to pep me up.
 
When Tom returned I looked to him excitedly awaiting my Creme Egg. However, the Creme Egg did not appear. A number of pathetic explanations followed; shop was out this, I couldn’t find them anywhere that. Excuses, excuses, excuses! And, not only had Tom failed to deliver my chosen chocolate to me but he had failed to bring me anything at all. Apparently, he wasn’t sure what I would like. I mean, come one, if in doubt you go for the Cadbury’s classics – Dairy Milk, Twirl, etc. Everybody, I repeat, everybody knows this. WHAT a failure.
 
I haven’t spoken to him since. Actually, that was a lie, only for dramatic effect you see. But I certainly haven't been very nice.

27/01

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